We just got back from an amazing week on the beaches in Belize. One of those vacations that you don’t want to end. Sun, sand and sea. Can’t think of a much better combo.
But of course, even Paradise has stories.
On our first full day, after spending the morning soaking up as many sun rays as possible, we decided to take the paddle boards out for a spin. We get the paddle boards in the water, get on our feet and start slowly paddling out to sea. We had just cleared the end of the pier, enjoying the starfish the size of dinner plates hanging out on the bottom of the ocean, when yours truly tries to adjust her footing…. and promptly loses her balance and finds herself swimming with the starfish.
I break the surface, flailing like a fish out of water, recover my paddle board, finish hacking half the Pacific out of lungs and start towing my board back in so I can get back on top of it, since the view was better than from underneath.
I go a couple feet when I realize my sunglasses, that I had just pushed up on my head prior to deciding to take a swim, are no longer there.
I do a quick look around to see if any of those starfish are sporting a new pair of shades, but no luck.
J-man, who was still comfortably on his board starts paddling around in circles close to where I tumbled to see if he can locate them. Even with the crystal clear water he wasn’t having much luck, so I towed my board back to shore, grabbed a snorkel mask instead and decided to extend my swim and see if I could enjoy some tropical fish who hopefully had found my glasses.
Finally, after about 10 minutes, of J-man scouting from his perch, and me swimming around with my face in the water, he finally located them.
And patiently paddled in place until I decided to come up from below and could actually hear him trying to tell me that I was heading in the wrong direction and the sunglasses were right in front of him.
The important thing is the sunglasses were rescued.
Fast forward to our last evening on the island. We walked back to our cabana after dinner, which was the very last one on the end of the island.
Believe me when I tell you that it gets dark on the island at night. Which is great for watching the stars from the hammock. But not so great for what was coming next.
The wind had been picking up through dinner and we were watching lightening over the water on our walk back, so I decided I would collect all our various swim gear and towels we had hanging out on the deck to dry.
I collect everything hanging in various places, and realize half of one of my bathing suits was missing.
Luckily, using the flashlight on my phone, I quickly find it. Bobbing in place in the water, about 10 feet from our cabana.
We have an overwater cabana, with a ladder directly into the water.
Except the bathing suit is bobbing on the “bad side” of the cabana. Remember I said we were on the end? One side was clearer and swimmable.
The other side was seaweed laden and not so clear.
And it is dark.
But the suit is bobbing not too far from shore, and J-man is like “you can totally just wade out and get it.”
But I can’t see without my flashlight.
So I decide to wade out with my phone in my hand and try to reach it.
I make my way down to the edge of the water, where there is a water break I have to climb over with lots of seaweed jammed up against it.
I take one step over the water break and into the water,
And sink up to my knees in muck.
It literally sucked one of my flip flops off my foot (thank goodness I hadn’t taken those off) and I wasn’t sure I was going to be able to extract the other from the salty quicksand.
As I’m trying to extract my one foot without putting my other back in the muck and not losing my balance and dropping my phone in, my child is laughing from the deck.
I finally get free of the sink hole and safely back on shore.
Justin says “Just go around the other side and wade under the cabana to it”
Except it’s dark. And I’m definitely not doing that with my phone in hand. I’m not real keen on going for a night swim and running into one of the stingrays, nurse sharks or barracuda’s we’ve been sharing the water with, when I can’t see a thing.
I didn’t like that bathing suit that much anyway.
And now I am covered from toe to hip in nasty, black muck.
So much for bed, I need a decontaminator.
I finally go to bed, assuming my bathing suit bottom with peacefully float out to sea over night to it’s forever resting place.
Except it doesn’t.
It’s still bobbing there in the morning.
I can’t just leave it there to be the welcoming sight to the next guest walking up the ramp to their cabana.
And if I don’t retrieve it, that means one of the workers is going to have to.
And although they are probably much better equipped with long poles and the such, my conscience gets the better of me and I find myself ready to wade back in.
The good news is, Justin was right. It was relatively easy going in from the other side and wading under the cabana.
Especially in the daylight, when I could watch for predators.
The good news is the bathing suit bottom was rescued.
And I leave the island with everything I arrived with.
And a great tan.