I was glad to discover, this past week, that story collection seems to run in the family! The following story was courtesy of my kiddo, who was nice enough to illustrate the importance of passing Email 101 early in your college career….
I had been out running a few errands over my lunch, and was just climbing the steps back to the house, when my child comes rushing out the front door and down the steps to his car.
“Hi! Bye! Wish me luck!” he yells back over his shoulder as he runs past me.
“Are we running a little late?” (Hey, I’m a mom. It’s what we do)
“Just want to have 10 minutes to look over my notes again when I get there.” Last minute cramming is such a beautiful thing.
Less than an hour later, I am at my desk doing some work, when the front door opens and my child walks back in. Since it’s 20 min to school and back, the math isn’t really adding up to have squeezed a whole test in there too.
“That was an awful quick test!” I say.
“Easiest test I ever took!” with a laugh.
I give him my puzzled, “what’s up?” face.
“Picture the scene” he says, with a swoop of his arms, in true dramatic fashion. (He’s my kid, what can I say?)
“So, I show up about 10 min early, and open the door to the classroom. It’s dead quiet, so I think,
‘oh good! He must have let everyone start early.’
I turn the corner, and see the room is empty. Not a single person there. So now I’m panicked!
‘oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! He changed the room!’
I pull out my phone and quickly check my email for where they moved the test.
And see this email from my instructor:
TEST MOVED TO TUESDAY AFTER SPRING BREAK
I look at him and hold back my laugh to say,
“Huh. And when did he send that email?”
“Guess it might be helpful to check your email more often, huh?”
“I check it like twice a week” Like, duh.
I just smile at him.
“And now I just wasted the whole morning studying!”
I do laugh this time.
But deep down inside, my heart is warm with the knowledge that I have passed on the important trait of collecting stories, and he is well on his way to carrying the torch of keeping the stories alive, long after I am gone!